What Can Lady Gaga Teach You About Israel?

Not Lady Gaga, in Tel Aviv.
Photo: Anthony Grant

After a morning swim in the Dead Sea, Lady Gaga declared that she felt like "motherfucking Superwoman." Put that in your travel manifesto and...well, what else can Mother Monster teach us about Israel? Seven lessons come to mind:

1) She might be able to tell you where to get drunk in Jerusalem.

2) She could quite possibly tell you where to marry the night in Tel Aviv.

3) She could tell you where to explore art and culture in Jerusalem.

4) She might go gaga over this hotel.

5) She could tell you where to get a good deal on a disco stick.

6) She could sing about Judas to her heart's content on the shores of the Sea of Galilee.

7) She could surely tell you about some amazing places in the Holy Land and a few reasons to visit them.